Here are some more car bumper stickers to make you laugh

Is Boxcar Willie a sexually transmitted desease I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car My karma ran over your dogma Work is for people who don't know how to fish Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'till you can find a brick Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them Out of my mind - Back in five minutes Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else Nothing is illegal until you get caught Humpty Dumpty was pushed I may be slow but I'm ahead of you Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty Constipated people don't give a shit Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings" I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory Save toilet paper, use both sides I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date! Thank you for pot smoking. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The bogey Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If your feet smell and your nose runs, you've been made upside-down I'm not as think as you drunk I am Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. To all you virgins thanks for nothing. Illiterate? Write For Help. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese No one is listening until you make a mistake Nobody's ugly after two a.m Don't come knocking if the car is rocking. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.